March 21, 2007
Halfway to Hazard, “Daisy”
I blame CMT for making me think this must have something to do with Dukes of Hazzard.
Anyway, the girl “loved the hell out of him.” Guess how? Took him to the river and baptized him, though I’m not sure if that was before or after she slept with him.
Then they get married, she dies giving childbirth and he names the daughter after her mother.
Sorry if I ruined the “surprise ending”, but you shouldn’t have to listen to four minutes of this claptrap, with its wanna-be rock guitars and the duo screaming the chorus instead of singing it. Guess that’s easier than writing a melody.