Blake Shelton featuring Gwen Sebastian
Written by Andrew Dorff, Tommy Lee James, and Josh Osborne
Is a play on words really that romantic? I can imagine being asked, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” getting an icebreaking laugh, for sure.
But “my eyes are the only thing I don’t want to take off of you” isn’t half as clever, and it’s following a pushy repetition of “Come a little closer” – three times, mind you.
For me, the only logical answer a woman should have to that is, “I’m gonna go with ‘no.’ Move back a little further, move back a little further, move back a little further. My mace is the only thing you’re getting a taste of tonight, buddy.”