Archive for the ‘Dear Country Music’ Category

Dear Country Music: Disco Edition

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Dear Jennifer Nettles,

This nonsense has to stop.



Unanswered Prayer

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Dear Sugarland and Little Big Town,

Please stop covering “Like a Prayer.”

Country Universe

CC: Tori Amos, Rufio, and the Cast of Glee.

About Taylor Swift

Monday, November 8th, 2010

Dear Country Music,

Don’t get too excited about Taylor Swift’s sales numbers. They have nothing to do with you.

She’s a tween pop star at her peak. These numbers are normal.  Just ask the Backstreet Boys.

Now, Jason Aldean? He’s all yours.

Hope you like possum for dinner.

All the Best,


Fiddle and Steel Guitar

Sunday, October 17th, 2010

Dear Country Music,

More fiddle and steel guitar, please.

Fiddle and steel guitar make country music sound better.

That’s all for today.




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