Single Review: Toby Keith, “Every Dog Has Its Day”

If I follow the metaphor correctly, Toby Keith’s the dog and his lady is the bone that’s been tossed in his direction.

“Every Dog Has Its Day” approaches “Bad Dog, No Biscuit” in the pantheon of horrifically cheesy and terribly executed country metaphors.  It should be beneath the dignity of one of the genre’s finest male vocalists ever.

If he was George Jones, this would be his “High-Tech Redneck.”

Written by Toby Keith, Bobby Pinson, and John Waples

Grade: F

Listen: Every Dog Has Its Day

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12 Responses to Single Review: Toby Keith, “Every Dog Has Its Day”

  1. CaseyNo Gravatar

    Agreed. When Toby releases his third Greatest Hits album with this song on it, I hope he goes back and listens to all his hits in sequential order…and weeps.

  2. JJ McPoopersonNo Gravatar

    Ouch, kinda harsh. It’s a fun little summer song.

    Hey, at least it’s a step up from She’s a Hottie and Get My Drink On.

  3. BobNo Gravatar

    I think JJ makes a good point. It is a step up – but still an F. The last TK song I really liked was My List.

  4. TrueBluNo Gravatar

    Not everyone will like everything. Toby has many audiences. This song was to appeal to the younger ones. The kids love it. It is a fun song.

  5. BrianNo Gravatar

    You didn’t follow the metaphor correctly

  6. Tom UKNo Gravatar

    I took this as the “other guy” being the dog. It’s not a classic by any stretch of the imagination, but like a lot of country music, it is harmless throwaway entertainment.

  7. Dan MillikenNo Gravatar

    Gotta say, I love the “Lucky dog gets a big ol’ bed / Stray dog gets the porch” line. If the set-up was less stupid/casually offensive, I could probably get into the cheesy metaphor.

  8. NicolasNo Gravatar

    Glad this song got an F… its easily one of the worst singles this year

  9. PatrickNo Gravatar

    American Ride was a decent song. Other than that, he has done very little to impress me

  10. Leeann WardNo Gravatar

    So many Toby Keith songs are better than “American Ride.”

  11. I’d have to agree. “American Ride” did include some interesting commentary, but overall it was not well executed. But it still doesn’t approach the awfulness of “Every Dog Has His Day.”

    Personally, I can’t help wondering how many times Toby has to crap on himself before people stop calling him one of country’s finest male vocalists. There are very few songs of his that I can stand.

  12. Leeann WardNo Gravatar

    I like this song better than American Ride. I do think he has a great voice though. Even when he’s singing a bad song, he sings it with a good voice, though I kinda felt he was yelling in “American Ride.”