Oak Ridge Boys, "Seven Nation Army"
May 3, 2009
Wait – what?
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Oh my word.
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…Really, Oak Ridge Boys?
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Like, I can't even…
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Wow.
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They're singing the guitar line.
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…With “ba ba ba” sounds!
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This is…
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I can't believe Kevin assigned me this.
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I mean, jeez.
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This is just…
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……Oh.
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Huh.
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That's kind of…
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Huh.
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…
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…
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…??!
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oh no.
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No no no no no.
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This is bad.
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So, so bad.
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This is horrible.
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…I think I kind of like it.
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Written by Jack White
Grade: B
Listen: Seven Nation Army
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god dan… this is so funny one of your best reviews ever!
Wow. I had the exact same reaction. That’s so wrong and terrible that it works. Great review.
I really like it. Then again, I’m a fan of the original song. I don’t know if I would have the same reaction not knowing the song at all.
[...] 3, 2009 · No Comments This has to be heard to be believed. Courtesy of Dan over at Country Universe, the Oak Ridge Boys (you know…”Elvira”?) appear to have followed in the footsteps [...]
I couldn’t quite figure out what Dan was doing until I got to the end and saw the writing credit. Then I realized what I never imagined, that this was actually a cover of the White Stripes song.