March 23, 2011
From Kip Moore’s Facebook page:
i leave for NY in a few hours. i’ve always heard how fast pace everything and everyone is up there, so i’m thinking i’m gonna find the person that seems to be in the biggest hurry, step rt in front of them and start walking as slow as my country ass can and every time they try to go around me, i’ll step in front of them and act as if i’m sight seeing. wonder how quick i’ll get the “F” bomb dropped on me.
Listen, Kip. I love your single and everything, but if you get trampled today, I have no sympathy. People who come to my city with pre-emptive rudeness on the fallacious assumption that New Yorkers are the rude ones get no love.
I slow my pace down when I’m down south. Pick yours up when you get here.